Andrew's Introduction

I have so much goddamned shit.

I am a pack rat by nature. Maybe I'm just obsessively nostalgic; maybe I'm just lazy. But I tend not to throw ANYTHING away. When I was in high I school, I kept a big disorganized binder of all the papers and work that I would receive in my classes. As the year would go on, I would never bother to clean it out. Eventually trying to find anything in it was sort of like an archaelogical expedition: the further you were to the outside of the binder, the newer it was; as you approached the core you began to find ancient documents from the dawn of time.

Things haven't changed much since then.

I may as well start documenting the bric-a-brac, folderal, and odds-ands-ends that I've accumulated before I crack one day and burn myself and all my possessions in my antebellum plantation manor.

Welcome to Gimcrackery! Andrew_, Introduction_